| Title | Rating | |
| Alice in Wonderland (2010) |
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Another Tim Burton disappointment ... less Lewis Carroll's nonsense adventure than his characters having been borrowed and squeezed into the modern epic fantasy formula |
| Battlestar Galactica: The Plan (2009) |
  ½ |
Another Battlestar Galactica spinoff film that comes with the ingenuity of recapping the entire series from the point-of-view of the Cylons |
| The Beyond (1981) |
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One of the films from cult Italian director Lucio Fulci ... the Fulci cult is overrated and his films poorly made, surrealistically incoherent and where the only payoff is their gory despatches |
Cold Souls (2009) |
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More of an indie film than an SF film ... the central idea is a good one but the film has an uncertainty of tone that never fully goes for the comedy it wants to be |
| The Countess (2009) |
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Commendable attempt to pare away vampire movie nonsense and tell the historical Countess Bathory story ... more costume drama than horror movie and surprisingly sympathetic to the Countess |
| The Crazies (2010) |
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Disappointing remake of George Romero's underrated original ... has been pumped up into a big-budget film that is now less a madness outbreak than a zombie film |
| Defendor (2009) |
  ½ |
Welcome anathema to superhero movies, featuring Woody Harrleson as a backward man who believes he is a superhero ... Harrleson is great and the film surprisingly touching |
| Frankenpimp (2009) |
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A random, plotless and totally incomprehensible mix of exploitation elements ... at three-and-a-quarter hours, approaches the near totally unwatchable |
| Ghostriders (1987) |
½ |
Drearily made Western/horror hybrid about ghostly gunslingers resurrected in the present-day ... cheap, dull and slowly paced on all counts |
| Imagine That (2009) |
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Despite an exceedingly lightweight premise - Eddie Murphy gets stock tips from his daughter's invisible friends - Eddie Murphy gives it his all and is the life of the party |
| Phantom of the Opera (1983) |
 ½ |
A lush tv version of the oft-filmed story ... makes a number of changes to the familiar to variable effect but tells the basics passably well |
Push (2009) |
  ½ |
Underrated and quite ingenious psychic powers film ... has an enormous degree of conceptual fun pitting various psychic powers in combination or against one another |
| Rocketship X-M (1950) |
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The very first SF film of the 1950s Golden Age ... a cheap quickie designed to exploit Destination Moon that manages to do so surprisingly well |
| Shutter Island (2010) |
  ½ |
Martin Scorsese conducts a 1940s-styled psycho-thriller ... an A-list cast and much foreboding atmosphere is weakened by a hokey M. Night Shyamalan-esque shaggy dog twist ending |
| Slash (2002) |
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The novelty of being South Africa's first slasher film ... in all respects a generic slasher/backwoods horror film that pretends (unconvincingly) to be set in the US |
| Smurfs and the Magic Flute (1976) |
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An animated incarnation of The Smurfs made prior to the 1980s Hanna-Barbera series ... limited animation conducted with an infuriatingly insipid banality |
| Triangle (2009) |
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At first glance seemed only a reiteration of Bermuda Triangle nonsense but instead emerges as an incredibly haunting timeloop story not unakin to Timecrimes |
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