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KNIGHTS
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USA. 1993.
Director/Screenplay – Albert Pyun, Producer – Tom Karnowski, Photography – George Mooradian, Music – Tony Riparetti, Opticals – Fantasy II, Special Effects Supervisor – Guy Faria, Makeup Effects/Mechanical Creations – David Barton, Production Design – Phil Zarling. Production Company – Kings Road Entertainment.
Cast:
Kathy Long (Nea), Kris Kristofferson (Gabriel), Lance Henriksen (Job), Scott Paulin (Simon)

Plot: In the post-holocaust wasteland the cyborg warlord Job needs to harvest the blood of 10,000 people and orders his army to capture people. The orphan Nea is the only survivor after the cyborgs slaughter the farming community that has adopted her. She is saved by the mysterious cyborg Gabriel who reveals he has been created to eliminate Job and the other cyborgs. Nea agrees to lead him to Job’s encampment if he will train her how to fight.
Knights was director Albert Pyun’s third venture into low-budget post-holocaust cyborg action films. Pyun had previously made Cyborg (1989) and Nemesis (1993), and would later go onto make the likes of Heatseeker (1994), Omega Doom (1995) and three Nemesis sequels. (A list of Pyun’s other genre films is at the bottom of the page). There was a time when Albert Pyun almost seemed to be shaping as a sort of low-budget equivalent of George Romero and his zombie trilogy with a corresponding series of post-holocaust/Cyberpunk cyborg action films. But this is a comparison that is stretched – where Romero used his zombies to make startling social metaphors, Pyun’s cyborg films are lacking in any of Romero’s dark brilliance. Cyborg was a fairly brain-dead actioneer that consisted of an early Jean-Claude Van Damme, lots of action and not much else, least of all in the way of a plot; the others improve on this little. Pyun’s best film to date was Nemesis, which tempered his B-budget action with a reasonably intelligent Cyberpunk plot. Although the idea that Pyun’s cyborg films would ever attain the eminence of Romero’s Dead films is surely put paid to by the fact that Pyun doesn’t even seem to know the difference between a cyborg and an android. Indeed Knights doesn’t even seem aware that it lacks any of the titular knights. Knights, despite being made the same year as Pyun’s best work Nemesis, is a step backwards from Nemesis’s relative quality and more down around the level of the brainlessness of Cyborg. It has nothing that even remotely resembles a plot – the film consists almost entirely of fight scenes. In fact the last twenty minutes or so of the film consists of nothing except Kathy Long singlehandedly taking on and fighting her way through several hundred men. Undeniably Long, a former stunt woman and five times world kickboxing champion, has some fairly quite impressive moves, but this hardly makes up for the lack of anything else in the film. And Long is a singularly uncharismatic heroine – she is short, has a ragamuffin scruffiness and no sex appeal whatsoever. It is like Sandahl Bergman or Cynthia Rothrock has been replaced by a street kid – one who hasn’t even been cleaned up before being cast. On the other hand the surprise casting of Kris Kristofferson works quite well, with Kristofferson making quite a likeable android saviour even though he and the character are not afforded much screen time. What Knights in its very short running time could well have done with more of is the exploration of the relationship between Kristofferson and Kathy Long. On the other hand Lance Henriksen plays with all-stops-out campiness as the lead cyborg villain, a role he has contemptuously called his ‘cyborg Richard III’. Very annoyingly the film stops abruptly with its real climax being left open for a promised sequel that has so far failed to emerge. Albert Pyun’s other films are:– The Sword and the Sorceror (1982), Radioactive Dreams (1986), Vicious Lips/Pleasure Planet (1987), Alien from L.A. (1988), the uncredited Journey to the Center of the Earth (1988), Cyborg (1989), Deceit (1989), Captain America (1990), Dollman (1990), Brain Smasher: A Love Story (1993), Nemesis (1993), Arcade (1994), Heatseeker (1994), Hong Kong 1997 (1994), Nemesis 2: Nebula (1995), Nemesis 3: Timelapse (1995), Nemesis 4: Death Angel (1995), Omega Doom (1995), Adrenalin: Fear the Rush (1996), Postmortem (1997), Ticker (2001), Infection (2005), Cool Air (2006), Bulletface (2007) and Left for Dead (2007).
 

Copyright Richard Scheib 1996